The Most Awesome Awesomeness Thats Ever Been Awsome…

01Apr10

sylvester stallone, jason statham, jet li, dolph lundgren, randy couture, steve austin, mickey rourke, bruce willis, danny trejo, terry crews and arnold schwarzenegger.

let me repeat that.

sylvester stallone, jason statham, jet li, dolph lundgren, randy couture, steve austin, mickey rourke, bruce willis, danny trejo, terry crews and arnold f’ing schwarzenegger.

this is the cast of the expendables, directed by stallone himself. heres the trailer:

sweet jebus.

don’t get me wrong. there is no way this is going to be a good movie. but holy shit am i excited. it just needs steven seagal, wesley snipes, van damme, dwayne johnson, and chuck norris to create the perfect storm (apparently van damme, snipes, seagal, 50 cent, ben kingsley, scott adkins, jackie chan, kurt russell, forest whitaker and sandra bullock have already declined roles).

the only thing that would make this better would be if they were fighting hitler’s zombie horde in space. check out the poster art:

sweet flying jebus. check out theexpendablesmovie.net for the latest info.

oh, and the release date is friday, august 13th.

sweet evil flying jebus.



2 Responses to “The Most Awesome Awesomeness Thats Ever Been Awsome…”

  1. 1 trav

    Dude, Kurt Russell should totally be in this movie. He’s the one missing piece that would make this the most awesome thing ever.

    • 2 Tom

      whats funny about this is that he actually turned down the role. what, was he worried it’d be bad for his career? what the f has he done lately? poseidon? sky high? yeah, real winners there. nice choice kurt.


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