Archive for the ‘Movies’ Category

At Long Last…

11Dec11

if any of you wondered how i spent my weekend, here you go: yessir. that there is a spanking new door to our crawl space. the old one looked like something from a horror movie. so, uh, there you go. oh, i also watched the new conan movie, which was a complete turd. give me […]


far out. now if i could just come up with the 2.3 million they’re asking. via uncrate.


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Really?

06Jul11

i have to wonder about stuff like this. this is jurassic park folks. star wars it ain’t. are there really fans out there that are that into this film series that they would actually want to spring for this set, just to get the statue? and a certificate of authenticity? for what, precisely? are there […]


finished reading dune a few weeks ago. i’ve waited to post anything because i wanted to watch the david lynch movie, as well as the sci-fi miniseries from a few years ago, just to compare. so here are my thoughts. the book: not a fan. sorry. i know thats heresy to some of you, as […]


MOVIEBARCODE…

07Mar11

this is some wicked cool shit. this guy takes every frame of a movie and compresses them all down to a single image (thats pan’s labyrinth up there). it gets even more interesting when you start seeing how certain films have a very defined color palette that you may not have realized while viewing like […]


The Goon…

21Jul10

this is inexplicably awesome. i cannot wait to hear paul giamatti scream ‘KNIFE TO THE EYE!!‘


sylvester stallone, jason statham, jet li, dolph lundgren, randy couture, steve austin, mickey rourke, bruce willis, danny trejo, terry crews and arnold schwarzenegger. let me repeat that. sylvester stallone, jason statham, jet li, dolph lundgren, randy couture, steve austin, mickey rourke, bruce willis, danny trejo, terry crews and arnold f’ing schwarzenegger. this is the cast […]


Well…

11Mar10

this is potentially good news. lets hope nolan can do for superman what he did for batman, what singer failed to do for superman but did for x-men, and what ratner failed to do for x-men. right? right.


Avatar…

08Jan10

saw this last weekend, and since i’m feeling pretty lazy, i’ll just direct you over to this review on topless robot, since it pretty much reflects exactly how i felt about it. go ahead, i’ll wait. done? cool. so yeah, go see it.